Pharmalot: How Many CEO's To Change A Light Bulb?

 ROFL!!!

How many pharmaceutical executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Seven:

1 - One to screw in the light bulb;

2 - One to file a patent for “A method for insertion of a light-emitting glass fixture into a power source by rotational motion”;

3 - One to create an ad encouraging consumers to “Ask your electrician if SuperBright XR is right for you”;

4 - One to sue the manufacturers of cheaper, longer-lasting, but equally bright, compact fluorescent light bulbs;

5 - One to launch an awareness campaign for Chronic Darkness Syndrome;

6 - One to testify before Congress against government negotiation on the price of light bulbs;

7 - One to lobby against the importation of cheaper Canadian light bulbs.

Source: Pharmalot: How Many CEO's To Change A Light Bulb?

My favorite is number three.

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[Prescription Access Litigation]

Thanks for posting our attempt at humor!

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